Looks like we don’t need to make update art…
Dirk did it for us.
That uncop though, Dirk. Oh baby.
that was the hottest update to date
I’m in a goddamn cocoon of towels
Like, filling buckets isn’t anything to get excited about
That’s something you have to do for the drones anyway, who gives a shit
But THIS
Fucking love and tender affection
That, my friends, was never meant to have an audience on Alternia
And that is some straight up matespritship-style erotica, right there
MY MOM LET ME USE HER IPHONE BECAUSE OMFG THAT UPDATE WHAT JAKE NO
I’m on vacation. But. There isn’t wifi at the place I’m staying ;___; See you guys later~